Ike Turner

Terrible Mother's boss who, although female, channels the Great Domestic Abuser with some frequency, yelling at Terrible Mother, and then bringing her chocolates later in the day. This always reminds Terrible Mother of the myriad assemblies she attended in high school, all of which were designed to help her and her female peers avoid becoming a victim of domestic violence. Little did she know she'd be under the employment thumb of one.