Thing Three, the youngest of the Things, charms and smiles likes she was born precisely to do so. She occasionally reverts to what the family refers to as "her feral side," which involves the wanton disregard of competent language in favor of guttural noises, tongue gestures, and various screeches.
Terrible Mother has not told anyone, but she thinks Thing Three is on her way to a very successful acting career in the vein of Meryl Streep.
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