Terrible Mother: The Things and I are playing a great April Fool's joke on The Sweet Boy.
Friend One: When is April Fool's Day anyway?
Terrible Mother: Uhh...April 1st.
Friend One: Oh yeah? When's that?
Terrible Mother: That would be today.
Friend One: This exam business is killing me.
Terrible Mother: Sure the exam takes all the blame like an illegitimate step-child, while the rum gets out the back door? I see how it is.
Rough Draft of Thesis due in t-minus...holy shit...42 hours.
Exam starts in t-minus 4 days.