Thing Two: Could wasps hurt Superman?
TM: No. They wouldn't be able to break his skin.
Thing Two: What if they were kryptonite wasps?
TM: Then, Thing Two, Superman would be in a bad way.
File under "Fusion Foods that Should Never Be":
No, don't ask.
I forgot about the particulars of working in an office building, but was quickly reminded the other day when I went into the restroom, and was greeted by a middle aged, mousy woman who seemed to be waiting for a stall, though 4 of the 5 were open. I must have given her a confused look because she said, "Oh. I only go in that one," and pointed to the occupied privy.
This is my future, people, if I stay here too long. I'm telling you. OCD with* bathroom stalls.
I gardened most of the morning, putting in 10 new romaine plants, 6 broccoli, 6 basil, and 6 tatsoi. Next week I'm planting carrots and onions. I took over Friend One's garden at the Community Gardens here, and I love it. All except for one of my neighbors, Competitive Gardener. He's an ass.
While I am generally bored by my job, there is a plethora of writing material there. You cannot believe the things people will say without irony. Well, you probably can.
I have had the same two Netflix for 5 weeks now. What the hell is wrong with me?
I just realized that I am going to be sans children over Thanksgiving, including the long weekend So, I did what any girl in my situation would do: I called Friend One, thinking I could drive on up to Montana. I forgot, though, that she'll be in Vermont in November. I have briefly considered Mexico--no, I'm not kidding--but it's too expensive. Any ideas about what I should do? It could so be Depression City if I am not careful.
I am washing laundry right now, so I'm in, you know, laundry clothes. Today that means green plaid boxers and a white Old Navy shirt with material so thin, it looks like I might be headed to a wet-t-shirt contest. But then, just a little bit ago, my neighbor, Guy Who Builds Movie Sets, came over and said, and I quote, "why are you dressed like a sorority girl?"
I miss teaching so much it hurts.
*I keep changing that preposition. Can you have an OCD with something? Is it on something? Of something?
I think I have an OCD afterall.