Grim: I hate your blog.
Terrible Mother: What? Why?
Grim: Because everyone has cool names except for me.
Terrible Mother: Is this like the cool people pens?
Grim: No! It's about the names!
Terrible Mother: What are you talking about?
Grim: Like "Friend One" and "Friend Two" and "Friend R."
Terrible Mother: I use the name you gave yourself.
Grim: Well, why didn't you ask me? What if I wanted a different name?
Terrible Mother: Your real name is freaky enough. And speaking of freaks, I call B "Freak" and he doesn't seem to mind.
Grim: Not the point. I want a new name.
Terrible Mother: Fine. Fine. What name do you want?
Grim: I want to be Friend Omega.
(so shall it be written, so shall it be done. Someone reminded me of this quote recently. I forgot how much I loved it.)