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April 27, 2007



Well, seeing as you've never even owned a goddamned vibrator, yes! You should blog for a Red Zinger. (Available at www.blowfish.com) at an extremely affordable price. If I remember correctly I paid less than twenty bucks for my happy fellow; he's energetic and accomodating . . . and not noisy at all. Anyway, when you forget this whole "I'm Not Dating" thing in four months, you can introduce your Red Zinger to your new lover. Big Fun.



You. Slay. Me.

This is all.



What does it say about the state of this planet when guys like me can be replaced by a "Red Zinger"?


Don't answer that.



Belgium, are you sure you don't want me to answer that? :-)



Twenty bucks for a Red Zinger?!?

Let me tell you, I'm a lot cheaper than that. And that's not even counting the cost of batteries.



that explains some things

Terrible Mother

Am I the only girl without one?

Oh God. This is worse than not knowing Ken Burns, isn't it?

Friend R

Pretty close, *tm. I mean, even *I* have a vibrator.



With a little research, every time you orgasm, you could call out the name of one of the engineers who made it possible.

“Oh, thank you, Chester Orbach! Thank you Kwan Le! Thank you, Tiger Toys Think Tank!”

Anyway, my friend Angie (a certified expert in all things phallic), makes the following recommendations.

Having one vibrator is never enough. Why limit yourself? Vibrators don’t get jealous. Vibrators don’t expect you to be faithful. Go for a range of sizes, shapes, and functions.

Avoid anything cheap with a lot of moving parts. You’ll be lucky if it lasts more than a session. Avoid anything with fluid in it, even if it does feel real.

It doesn’t always have to vibrate. Pyrex dongs can be refrigerated or microwaved, are dishwasher safe, nearly unbreakable, and can be used as a weapon in case of emergency.

Hope that helps. Or, and, while she talk about this tonight, I'm sure she'd want me to mention that vibrating nipple clamps sound like a lot more fun than they actually are.


I'm telling you, the Red Zinger!

The Honey Bear is also adorable and provides a less intense buzz.

I own both.

Belgium, are you flirting with me? Hope so.


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