I'm sorry, I can't help it.
Thing One, kicking some ass:
Thing One going for the ball (she's on the right):
Thing Three, running for the ball:
Thing Three, having a lively conversation on the field, during play time:
And, finally, no soccer photo spread would be complete with pictures of Thing Two. However, these are not of the boy playing soccer, but of the boy hitting on a little girl at Thing Three's soccer game. They are playing their respective Tamogotchis in these photos: