Just in time for Thanksgiving, we, the good people at Terrible Mother, meaning me, are bringing you this new category, Hey, Your Chocolate Is in My Peanut Butter, named because it is a combination, a hybrid, if you will, of Conversations With No One Important with and Missives from the Mailbag:
Yes, I could have called it Email Exchanges but where the hell is the fun in that?
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From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:10 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
I know how to do it. I'll use the objective correlative: his assumption of mutuality is unfounded in the text so far ( i.e. in what has transpired). he is reacting in a way that doesn't make sense given the circumstances- if he was a character in a story d. bradley would be all over him - too much negative space!
thank god for t.s. elliot!
From: Terrible Mother
To: Fort Awesome
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:11 AM
Subject: Re: I must break up with him
I am never dating you, LOL
From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:13 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
you over use the lol- i think you should just say L from now on - i seriously doubt there is that much out loud laughing
From: Terrible Mother
To: Fort Awesome
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:15 AM
Subject: Re: I must break up with him
You want I should start using the smilies?
From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:16 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
curse you- you are the kind of people who knit sweaters for thier pet ferrets and dot their "i" s with hearts and stars
From: Terrible Mother
To: Fort Awesome
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:16 AM
Subject: Re: I must break up with him
I didn't say that I wanted to use the smilie. I'm just asking what my other options are.
From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:17 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
this is going in your god damned blog, isn't it?
From: Terrible Mother
To: Fort Awesome
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:18 AM
Subject: Re: I must break up with him
it's ALL going in the blog. One way or another.
:) :) :) :)
From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:20 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
i feel used- and moderately titilated- those are probably related. writers- we are all cannibals: when i have a blog .....
From: Terrible Mother
To: Fort Awesome
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:21 AM
Subject: Re: I must break up with him
When you have a blog, what...?
From: Fort Awesome
To: Terrible Mother
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:22 AM
Subject: I must break up with him
are you trying to start something, tm? beware my rapier wit.
shit, I'm pretty sure i spelled that wrong.
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