Photo Caption Contest Finalists

Thank you for your participation in the Photo Caption Contest.  Of course, all of you were wonderful, and I loved the captions.  But we also all know that only one person can be the finalist, the select, the photo caption god.  Therefore, I present the five final captions.  Remember, you (YOU!) must pick the winner:

Finalist #1:

"Countdown to sugar rush in five... four... three..." (submitted by badfreak)

Finalist #2:

"So feral that specialists feared she would never be civilized, Thing Three did occasionally allow herself to be clothed, and her early use of sticks as tools (though a primitive implement used by apes and even raccoons) offered her mother some small hope of future improvement."  (submitted by Friend Two)

Finalist #3:

"'Yes, Thing One, Rosebud was a SLED. Now let me tell you something about your old buddy SANTA and then you can drive us all back to the beach house...' -- Terrible Mother, having drowned her sorrows over Breakup 2.0 in one too many greasy-spoon draft beers." (submitted by Pygmalion's Wife)

Finalist #4: 

"Though she dressed him in all the baggy, college-logoed gear of the uber-masculine frat. boy, even at a young age Thing Two found pink a color he was inextricably drawn to..." (submitted by Friend Two)

Finalist #5:

"Rehearsals for "The Miracle Worker" get off to a rocky start... so to speak." (submitted by thatguy)

So now choose!  Post with your vote for the best photo caption out of these five.  Remeber, you are deciding who gets the Fiction:  A Pocket Anthology!  And a bag of midgies!  And art!

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Comments

[Pygmalion's Wife]

Me! Me! MEEEEEE!!! Friend Two is a funny one, though. Still, I reiterate (ME!).

[Friend One]

It's so close between Friend Two and Pygmalion's Wife but.... I'll go with Friend Two. I'm not biased. I just think Jelly is hilarious.

[Melody]

I was looking for a sign of PygWif. I went on vacation last week and when I got back she was gone--any idea where? I hope she's ok.