Titleist

Grim: I hate your blog.

Terrible Mother: What? Why?

Grim: Because everyone has cool names except for me.

Terrible Mother: Is this like the cool people pens?

Grim: No! It's about the names!

Terrible Mother: What are you talking about?

Grim: Like "Friend One" and "Friend Two" and "Friend R."

Terrible Mother: I use the name you gave yourself.

Grim: Well, why didn't you ask me? What if I wanted a different name?

Terrible Mother: Your real name is freaky enough. And speaking of freaks, I call B "Freak" and he doesn't seem to mind.

Grim: Not the point. I want a new name.

Terrible Mother: Fine. Fine. What name do you want?

(long pause)

Grim: I want to be Friend Omega.

*tm

(so shall it be written, so shall it be done. Someone reminded me of this quote recently. I forgot how much I loved it.)

Comments

[friend omega]

see, this conversation did not go anything like this.

are you making shit up and attributing them to me without my permission? shame.

[Terrible Mother]

Are you calling shenanigans? Again? That's, like, twice in one month.