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November 30, 2006

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Paul

Who is this hack? ;)

Terrible Mother

I dunno. I found this poem on the wrapper of a pack of Twizzlers.

Kari

did the chickens really get snuffed by hail?

harsh

Kari

(i love it, just making a funny)

Paul

No chickens were harmed in the making of this poem.

Terrible Mother

He's right, Kari. No chickens were harmed. But pajamaed banshees? They were jacked.

Kari

go ahead and laugh at me because i am concerned about the innocent chickens.

have i mentioned how rude and wasteful i think it is for karatekungfuers to waste perfectly good plywood that they could use to build the chickens a shelter from the deadly hail?

Terrible Mother

Oh, but I am certain that the hail makes them more tender.

Kari

you're not pulling the "weird things i know because i lived with the mountain people" card, are you?

Terrible Mother

The mountain people were good for learning many things, among them how to syphon gas, slip quarters out of change machines, and build really successful bonfires with tires. But no, no chicken tenderizing.

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