Terrible Mother

The Vegetarian Preschool

Thing Three spends much of her time at The Vegetarian Preschool. Among those things are learning to write her name, exploring the outdoors, and eating legumes.

The First Name School

The elementary school where Things One and Two attend the third and first grades, The First Name School is a lovely historic building that serves at least one vegetarian meal a day, and where everyone, teachers and students alike, call each other by their first names.